Florist Jokes

Same Day Delivery on most orders received by 11am and local funeral homes by 2pm. Whether it be to express your undying love or gratitude for a friend, flowers can be given to anyone at anytime. But was this always the case? Just like everything else, the act of giving flowers has a rich history. History, myths, and tales dating back to ancient Greece, Rome, China, and Egypt show that flowers were an essential aspect of social customs.

I think first date it’s cute but no more. I also HATE “I’m sorry” flowers. My favorite are “just because” flowers. One time my husband got me “cause you’re pretty”.

Members of the dating website can visit the storefront to send real, florist-delivered flowers without having to know the recipient’s address. The ‘double-blind’ system is an innovative way in which flowers can be sent completely inside dating websites. The sender does need to know the recipient’s delivery address, in fact, the sender will never have access to the recipient’s address. Here’s an example of how it works. The storefront that offers and sells flowers is completely inside the dating website.

John selects flowers, goes through ‘checkout’, and provides credit card information for their purchase – all inside the dating website. Sarah, the recipient of the flowers, gets a notification letting her know John has sent her flowers and she is asked to supply a delivery address. When Sarah supplies a delivery address, John’s credit card is billed and the flowers are delivered by a local florist. If Sarah does not supply a delivery address for any reason, John’s credit is not billed and flowers are not sent.

John sends Sarah flowers but does not need to know, or have access to her address – Sarah does not have access to any of John’s personal information, a ‘double-blind’ system. John and Sarah never leave the dating website to send or accept flowers. Flowers are delivered to Sarah’s door by a local florist. Real flowers create deeper, more meaningful connections between members and offer huge revenue streams for the operators of dating websites. TV commercials for dating websites try and tell us they can offer meaningful connections – sending flowers inside dating websites help members create more meaningful connections.